Personally, I would call both over to my side. To the docter I would ask if he could give me a minute or two, turn to the preacher and say 'be right back' and die. After a few minutes have past the docter would (hopefully) resuscitate me and I would turn to the preacher and say 'Father I have seen the light and now know the true Lord and Master of our world!' and as the preacher leans in to hear my revilation I shall yell 'Hence forth I dedicate my life to speading the logic and wisdom of Foamy the Squirrel so as to save my brothers and sisters from his squirrely wrath!' Then promptly send the priests reaction to America's funniest home video's and win runner up behind that one cute baby/puppy video everyone finds bloody hilarious.
Then promptly send the priests reaction to America's funniest home video's and win runner up behind that one cute baby/puppy video everyone finds bloody hilarious.