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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Edited Oct 17, 2014
I believe that the creation story (well, if you look closely you'll see that it's really two) is a parable of some sort, and that God allowed it to have numerous logical fallacies like this one so that we might realize that it's a parable.
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NemoEmo13 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
The snake, which was satan, gave knowledge to the human and showed the human, that god lied about the fruit killing them.
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
Well the serpent was never actually called satan, and I don't think God actually said the fruit would kill them, but yeah god certainly denied them knowledge and the serpent showed them how to get it.

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codyrush Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Filmographer
Riddle me this: God created Man. Yet Man is Evil; but God is good and therefor cannot be the author of anything antithetical to that: not without at the very least perfecting said creation, using its experiences as a means of realizing wisdom and empathy. But 'thou shalt have no other gods before me' for 'none is perfect save God': so to make any human useful on a cosmic scale would make God a liar. In summation, God could not even make a perfect creation if he wanted to; because it make God fallible and then the director's cut of 'Dogma' would happen.

Why the fuck even be God? Why create any sentient beings at all? Why not just allow inanimate matter to grow, corrode, and explode as it pleases?
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
Humans are never going to be useful on a cosmic scale, to honestly believe that "God" created the entirety of the universe for one species on one planet is fairly egocentric.
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namezong Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
LoL
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Franciscathedragon Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Exactly. Good work.
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AAtheist Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Thank you kindly :)
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orcbruto Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You forgot the talking snake!
Why the hell a snake would talk? Did the snake knew right from wrong? Did the snake ate the fruit first? So why the snake was cursed after Adam and Eve? Did the snake stealthily ate the fruit without an omniscient god knowing? And how the hell a couple that have only three male sons gave origin to all the 9 billion humans? Did Set or Kain fucked Eve? Or did they fucked Adam's ex-wife Lilith? Or did they fucked the snake?
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DroUltrinnin-61 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
The 'snake' was not a snake, in Genesis the word 'serpent'is used, and the serpent, was NOT a snake! The serpent knew good & evil & did not need to eat the fruit to know it, it already knew evil. The serpent was cursed for tempting Adam & Eve, for lying to them, for having a part in their fall. Adam & Eve did not just have sons, they had many children. Cain murdered Able, and ran off, from his family. The Bible clearly states that he joined the pre Adamite peoples. Adam & Eve never had a child called 'Set'. 'Lilith' never truly existed, and is just a Jewish story begun around the 1500's I believe. This Lilith is not mentioned in the Bible, nor any Judaic books of the Bible O.T.
If you are going to criticize something, then study & learn it so you can at least criticize with some knowledge. You have none.
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orcbruto Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh, of course, great sage of wisdom... If the snake is not a snake, what it is? Why did it "knew evil"? Was it evil to grant knowledge to humans? Is ignorance and blind obedience better than knowledge?

And pre-adamite people? Created by who? They appeared from the void?

And about Lilith and Lilum, they are quite older than 1500's, and many academic writers can tell you how they appear in old legends.

Bible is just a bullshit of old legends and tales stolen from bronze-age nomads, nothing there "really exist"...
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
LoL I agree dude, didn't quite fit on the picture though :P
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orcbruto Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
The snake is my favorite character in the Bible, its the original troll :trollface:
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012
:D
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Thinking about the fruit and god's order... it's a little bit like telling your kid he is absolutely not allowed to pull the pin on the hand grenade you keep in the other room, but not telling him it's going to blow up in his face if he does.
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Yup that's a very good analogy, I am going to steal that :)
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Go ahead and steal, I don't mind :D
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
[link] stolen :P
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
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Rouge-Sid Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
QuickMeme probably has absolutely no copyrights to the original image.
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
I'll have to look into it and find out, I wouldn't mind turning this onto a print, but of course I don't want to get done for copyright, thanks :P
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NotaMeme Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
I agree with this baby
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
:D
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ZeroElements Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconyusplz: That's exactly it.
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
:D
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Master-of-the-Boot Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's not that bad really if you only think it's a story. I mean, I loved the manga version of the story of Jesus, but it's a whole other ball game when you actually think this kind of stuff is fact
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
I wouldn't mind if it was all meant to be some kind of metaphor, although I don't like the idea that gaining knowledge is a sin
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2112yyz2112 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
IQ contest between Santorum...Romney and the kid..... 3-1 on the wee one!!!!
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Hmm now there's an idea . . .a member of my facebook page came up with the idea that instead of giving to the church religious people should throw their money into the air and let god take what he wants :P
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2112yyz2112 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Or offer 5-1 odds on the efficacy of prayers and other miracles....
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
That sounds like a great idea . . .Hmmm. . .I think I might have to give that a try
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2112yyz2112 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
All profits to project reason of course, like the T-shirt "deal" by the Boz in thr NFL....LMAO
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
:D
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MissShinigami Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Student
I'm sure God just loves them all ;D
Christians can be so arrogant sometimes
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
My thoughts as well :D
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MollyBansemer Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
Duh Fuck?
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AAtheist Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
Similar to what I thought when I had it pointed out to me
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